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Why do bees have sticky hair?

Because they use honeycombs

 

 

What is the best way to plan a birthday party on mars?

You planet

 

What kind of photos will you find on a turtles phone?

Shell-fies

 

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A FSH

What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

I don’t know but the flag is a big plus

 

Knock knock?  Who’s there? Tank Tank who?

You’re welcome

 

What did the drummer call his twin daughters?

Anna one anna two

 

(Jokes contributed by the P5 website editing club)