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What is small and cuddly and bright purple?

A koala holding it's breath

WHat do fish hate?


What do you call a bear with no ears?


What do you get if you cross a fish with an elephant?

swimming trunks

What is the most unlucky cat to have?

 A cat-astrophy

 Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

To the mooovies!

What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer?

A hot dog

What is an elf's favourite music?

A wrap

Why did the whale cross the sea?

To get to the other tide.

Why is it hard to play cards in the jungle?

Because there are too many Cheetahs

(Jokes contributed by the ICT/Media Leadership Group)